I went through my facebook account from last year and copied all the funny stuff I want to remember. One of the things I love about facebook is how easy it is to pop on and type out something hilarious a kid just said or did. Maybe I do it too much, because yesterday I laughed at something Ruth said, and Elisabeth piped up, "Mom! You've got to 'face' that on facebook!"
This morning David woke up and attempted to give me a kiss right away. "Oh, Mama! You lip smews YUCKY!"Conversation from my house today
David: "Mommy, my thtummik thez 'gimme a thandwich!'"
Me: "Tell your thtummik it needs to learn to say pleath!"
Apparently he thinks bad manners are acceptible if they are vicariously acted out through a third party. (thtummik)Heard in my house today, singing: "Superclalafradulisticexpialidotious! Even though the sound of it is something HALITOSIS!"
They make me laugh, thought I'd share.
Heard in my house today: (earnestly) "A infinito! Y máth allá!" Translation: To infinity! And Beyond! (with a lithp)Heard in my house today:
Me, sending Elisabeth on a mission-"Quick! Like a bunny!"
Elisabeth, hopping away-"Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!"
Me-"That's a frog, not a bunny!"
Elisabeth-"Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit!"Necessary qualifiers: "Elisabeth, go wash your face and hands."
"With my skirt?"
"With my tongue?"